Who doesn’t want to be greeted everyday by the adoring look of unconditional love that only an animal can provide? And yet who wants to scoop their poop and walk them in the dead if winter? Can you even imagine having to eliminate the color black from your wardrobe because the PH (pet hair) count has reached critical mass?

Hang one of these “guard”goyles by your front door, next to your bed or in your kitchen and enjoy the devoted look you crave with none of the mess. Just think of the thousands you’ll save on housesitters when you go on vacation!!

For daily peace of mind, hang one near your front or back door so when leaving, you can pat it on the head and say,
“Good boy, guard the house.”